Jack and Gillian progressed up a hill,

For a pail of H20.

Jack fell down and broke his crown,

And Gillian came nose-diving behind.

As a consequence Jack ran home,

As quickly as he could.

He was wrapped up in bed, plus a bandage on his head,

Soaked in vinegar and brown paper!

Gillian laughed aloud maniacally!

As Jack curled up like a ball.

Gillian cried, ‘We’re very ill you see Jack!’

Jack said ‘Yes, I agree… And my name is Paul!’