Jack and Gillian progressed up a hill,
For a pail of H20.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Gillian came nose-diving behind.
As a consequence Jack ran home,
As quickly as he could.
He was wrapped up in bed, plus a bandage on his head,
Soaked in vinegar and brown paper!
Gillian laughed aloud maniacally!
As Jack curled up like a ball.
Gillian cried, ‘We’re very ill you see Jack!’
Jack said ‘Yes, I agree… And my name is Paul!’