Mountain Man Unlimited Vacancy Announcement
Watcher of the Mountains Required
We are a small family run business; the company has most recently been prestigiously recognised in Landscape of the Mind magazine, currently in their Top 5 most unlikely charities of 2015.
We are looking for a suitable candidate who must have an acute eye for outstanding views that incorporate mountains. Basic knowledge of mountains, such as their magnitude, shade and profile is preferred but not essential as full personal training can be tailored to suit your requirements.
Basic salary is set at your preference but please be realistic, you don’t own the business yet and as a result we won’t take your application seriously. Special excursions are a premium and you as the successful candidate will be paid handsomely in lakes and waterfalls, these hold no monetary value. You will, of course, be expected to travel at your own free will, all expenses paid and in all embracing comfort to numerous destinations around the globe. Your evidence of breath-taking views, are, to be captured using various media. Your skill in having photos or videos no more or longer than absolutely necessary is essential, as boring our clients will only result in your job placement being terminated.
Our clients are specifically adults and children who are sadly disadvantaged by their materialism or have simply never been out, so excellent communication skills must be applied. Job application date is on-going so there is no rush. We really want you the person who made this up, so please don’t waste your time with a CV and cover note as we won’t read them, but we will always reply a.s.a.p. in your interest.
Please contact yourself for details.