Small Talk

(Man)

“You’re very tall?”

(Woman)

“Yes.”

(Man again)

“What I mean is you’re very tall for a woman!”

“Yes I know what you meant, yes suppose I am.”

(Awkward silence)

(Woman again)

“You’re quite small really…for a–“

“For a man, yes I know.”

He then shrinks to a size of which she can inhale him, and as a result, the woman grows one millimetre taller.

Every time this happens she finds her new size amusing because she never really found the time to grow-up.

Originally the man was never really into her, but now he was.

 

 

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