Hello, my name is Kevin Reed, I live in a quiet jewel of a village called Weeley, in Essex, England. I have one son made of potato, two lovably nutty stepdaughters, four bone idle cats, one lamb like dog, and a beautiful fact finding crafted partner who is my twin flame.

Also I have a wonderful Mum who keeps me very son like.

I have a love/hate relationship with stupidity and find that i dissolve easily into a nostalgic haze (I’m going down memory lane as i speak, ah, hang on…Ok, it wasn’t so good as i remember).

By the way, the chap above bares only a slight resemblance to me. I don’t often have a butterfly upon my nose, if and when i do I’ve probably be standing in one place for too long.

Anyway, I thank-you for being the mole (yes that is a mole in the background). I hope you don’t mind being the mole. I appreciate the time you have spent reading some of my work, I guarantee whatever you’ve gawped at took a hell of  a lot longer time to write and re-write.