‘Don’t ask me’ he said, ‘I don’t know!’

So I stopped asking, but then I thought, no!

So I asked him again.

He said, ‘I’m not really sure…I can’t explain’.

I said, ‘try again, think harder. Let… me… refrain’.

‘I don’t know’ he said, and then, ‘that is my answer’.

I said, ‘that’s not an answer at all’.

‘Tell me why you don’t know then and I’ll leave you alone?’

His reply was, ‘I’m not really sure. Do you have to moan?’

‘Ok’, I then asked, ‘do you know your name?’

He said, ‘of course I do, don’t you? Is this a game?’

‘No to the first question and yes I do know your name.

But I want you to tell me! And then never again!’

‘Why? He then asked.

I said, ‘Right now? I have no idea’.

‘Ah ha, do you see? Do you now understand?’

‘I think so’. Then I left.

That was more nonsense than I’d planned!’